>> Name: Monika___rank: rodent___intension: crack/ porn << and I also run Eyesex of our OTPs :] Obviously I watched the series in english, but it’s so much more difficult to remember script lines when their not in your first language!

it takes 2 hours for me to watch a 45-ish minute episode of something
example
- watch through intro
- pause
- tumblr
- watch 5 minutes
- pause
- tumblr
- watch 5 minutes
- pause
- tumblr
- watch the bulk of it
- pause
- tumblr
- watch 5 minutes
- pause
- tumblr
- watch the end
- tumblr
(Source: shapeshiftandtrick)
Don’t say gay porn..
Don’t say gay porn..
Don’t say gay porn..MOTHER FUCKER DON’T SAY GAY PORN!
Lie god dammit! Lie like you’ve never lied before!
“Y’know, facebook..?”
and safe..
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I hate Brolin. Because I think about Brolin all the time and how they’re in love and all that and you know, what normal people do, and then I went out drinking tonight like “normal” people do.
And then I’m like “oh remember that time Brolin went to a bar?” …….. oh shit….
So yeah. I think about Brolin no matter what. So yeah. I hate Brolin..
LIFE RUINERS!!!
}:/

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Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch
“Do it again now… You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals, so let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel… Gettin’ horny now…”
I have been listening to this song on repeat for the past 3 days.
Clearly we are soulmates.
OMFG ENTIRE CHILDHOOD :D ^^^^^^^
“I’d appreciate your input….” 
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Noooo.
PERFECT TIMING MUM. PERFECT BLOODY TIMING.
Okey I’m reblogging personal stuff because of pure perfection and also big gpoy is happening here.
(Source: eamesss)
Brolin fans are treated unfairly. There’s a stigma towards people who ship real person couples, especially slash couples. Collectively, we’re known as ‘that’ group of people who associated with all these negative stereotypes. Well, guess what? You’re wrong. Here are some myths
1) Brolin fans are…
I was innerly shouting “ohmygod this THIS EXACTLY THIS, that’s me, YES!” at my monitor every second row.
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1. I’m a mouse, I’m a rodent
2. I ship everything shippable (it means everything)
3. I have crush on real person slash (and my box of regret is totally empty .__.)
4. JANUARY THE FIRST!
5. My first long lasting slash pairing was John Paul/Craig (Hollyoaks) L.O.L.
6. I really love proper grammar and british english but it’s not my first language so pleaaase be patient with me:) And really sorry for the mistakes, I’m still learning:)
7. I speak also 2 other languages (German/Czech) and understand Polish and a bit Russian. So feel free to come at me bro!x talk to me with one of those!’:]
8. JANUARY THE FIRST KDGKDFJBGGJDFBGVJDKBNJBJD!!!!!! and MERLIN and CHRISTMAS SPECIAL SDKJFHDFKJGHGJH OH MY HEART
9. I had been stalking some tumblers and tracking sherlock/merlin tag for half a year before I created my own blog *headdesking like a boss* :’(
10. I pretty like (I freakin’ love YOUUU!) all the people I’m following because you just make my day (or evening/night) every fckng day!!!
So this is for you <33